what do people even SAY during sex????
pitbull lyrics
yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY
(Source: susiecide, via weowethistoourselves)
wow those leggings really compliment the outline of your vagina
(Source: fivegum, via satisfy-wanderlust)
so the other day my mom looked outside and saw my cat and freaked out because he’d escaped so she bribed him back in with a treat and closed the door
then she turned around and saw two of my cat sitting there and realized she’d let in a practically identical stray so she shooed him out again
now my (actual) cat spends HOURS every day with his nose pressed against the window or screen door and the twin cat on the other side and they just hold their paws out to one another and sit there mournfully
it’s actually the most tragic romantic cat love story of all time
(via shehasnoears)
reasons not to have kids:
- the seventh grade emo phase
- the seventh grade emo phase
- the seventh grade emo phase
- the seventh grade emo phase
- the seventh grade emo phase
- the seventh grade emo phase
(Source: agnosia, via fortunatemind)
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why girls are better
- soft hair
- soft skin
- general softness
- boobs
- i can share clothes with my girlfriend
- lol
- they look cute when they sleep
- they are good cuddlers
- and when you cuddle your bodies fit perfectly together
- the way they kiss
- they always smell nice
- i can play with her hair
- they’re beautiful
- they’re awesome
- they tend to be more understanding
- their eyes
- their curves
- yep
- dsjdslkajdlks
- lol
- i just love girls
- bye
(via uredirectingme)
- pretty girl: boyfriend
- ugly girl: boyfriend
- weird girl: boyfriend
- obnoxious girl: boyfriend
- rude girl: boyfriend
- stupid girl: boyfriend
- lesbian girl: girlfriend
- dead girl: boyfriend
- me: i had a pet fish once but then it died
joe930club:
SHOW STYLE: Major Lazer
We caught up with a couple fashion conscious GW students after Major Lazer’s twerktastic set last night to ask them a couple questions about their style, and the show.
Ashley: Civil Engineering at George Washington
Joe: International Affairs at Georgetown
How would you describe your style?
A: A mix between Stockholm and NYC Street Style.
J: Im more of the surfer type, but not in a bro way, kind of an Indie Surfer, if that exists.
Why did you choose these outfits for this show?
A: It’s just fun to dress up! And it’s hot!
J: I needed minimal clothing so I could get my dance on and not be too hot.
What did you think of the show?
A: Fan- fucking-tastic!
J: This and Crystal Castles were the craziest shows I’ve ever been to.
If one of your friends said they were going to see Major Lazer and they asked you what to wear, what would you say?
J: Something you can Twerk in.
A: Don’t be a basic bitch, do it up!
just two of my favorite people werkin it
gurllllchillddddd
